{"title":"Sale Items","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese items are at discounted prices! Quick! Grab 'em while you can! They won't be on sale forever :) \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"international-sloth-day-vinyl-sticker","title":"SALE! 37% OFF! ~ 2023 International Sloth Day Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e These laminated and glossy vinyl stickers are perfect for computers, tablets, notebooks, water bottles, \u0026amp; more! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eImage Description: a two-fingered sloth and a three-fingered sloth hug the earth with clouds circling around them. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMaterials: matte vinyl, glossy lamination sheet\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSize: w: 3.5\" h: 2.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNote: They are water resistant and have a nice scratch-proof protective laminate layer. Do not machine wash! These Vinyl stickers are NOT car decals. 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Sir Bean sleeping at a desk doing his sloth \"studies.\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: \u003cbr\u003e8.5 in x 11 in\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterials: \u003cbr\u003eInk on thick, glossy card stock paper\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sir Bean the Sloth","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47126150906176,"sku":"","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0723\/5217\/0304\/files\/IMG_3679.jpg?v=1697426026"},{"product_id":"eaah-sloth-car-decal","title":"SALE! 22% OFF! ~ \"EEAAAH!\" Sloth Car Decal","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eImage Description: Sir Bean laying on his tummy screaming \"EAAH!\" (this is the sound a baby 2-fingered sloth makes. 10\/10 recommend looking it up on youtube). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: \u003cbr\u003ew: 6 in\u003cbr\u003eh: 3.75 in \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterials: \u003cbr\u003eextra thick, durable vinyl \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis sticker is a Car Decal, making it perfect for your car windows. It's material make it weather-proof, water-proof, and fade-proof. It can also be used as a decorative sticker for your computers, tablets, and more! \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sir Bean the Sloth","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47126358589760,"sku":"","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0723\/5217\/0304\/files\/IMG_3644.jpg?v=1697426258"},{"product_id":"this-is-fine-bean-parody-print","title":"SALE! 33% OFF! ~ \"This is Fine\" Bean Parody Print","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrint Image Description:\u003cbr\u003eSloth-themed Parody of the classic meme \u003cem\u003e\"This is Fine\"\u003c\/em\u003e by KC Green. Sir Bean sits in a chair next to a table with his milk bottle. 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The ribbon reads \"Support the Sloths\" in brown text on the top end of the ribbon and \"Slothtober 2025\" in brown text on the bottom end of the ribbon. In the middle of the ring are 2 sloths, Sir Bean on the left and a cartoon of The Sloth Institute logo's 3-fingered sloth. Between them is a small image of the earth, and a pink heart sits above their heads. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMaterials: matte vinyl\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSize: w: 3\"x3\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNote: These stickers are weather proof and safe to use on out-door items like car windows and water bottles. This sticker is outsourced through Sticker Ninja, a small, sticker-printing business based in Portland, Oregon. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFundraiser Information ~ The Sloth Institute\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(211, 2, 2);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e70% of profits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e from this sticker will be donated to \u003cstrong\u003eThe Sloth Institute\u003c\/strong\u003e for their SlothtoberFest fundraiser. 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